Boondocks UPDATE: Holy S&^!, the 'Booty Warrior' is REAL

Look, I know it shouldn't be funny, because this man is really out there, presumably forcing himself on otherwise-innocent man-butt, but in light of the fact that it's CLEARLY the inspiration behind 'A Date with the Booty Warrior,' I just can't stop laughing. My boy in D.C., however, says he's going to have nightmares... pause.