Barkley vs. The Diesel: Place Your Bets!

The Obscure Music Monthly Sportsbook is open! Now taking all prop bets on Barkley vs. The Diesel if there's ever an NBA again.

Odds on:

• Barkley calling Shaq a 'big dummy' on the first show — 5:1

• Barkley and Shaq getting into a phony fistfight — 2:1

• Barkley and Shaq getting into a real fight — 7:1

• Barkley and Shaq simultaneously wearing womens' clothing and/or wigs — 1:1

The potential dynamic between these two is just about the only thing that could get me interested in the first two-thirds of the NBA's regular season.

Who Says Soccer Players Aren't Tough?

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and this move - straight outta motherf***in' Killer Instinct - beg to differ. I suppose you could call this karmic justice for Materazzi in exchange for his goading of Zidane in the '04 World Cup, but I think the head butt was probably punishment enough.

"I HATE THE RAIDERS! I HATE FOOTBALL!"

This is a very hilarious, and yet partially confusing, video. This kid really, really hates the Raiders, apparently for beating the San Diego Chargers. But then they zoom in... and he's wearing a Bears t-shirt. Wha...? Eh, doesn't matter. The best part is how his own mother is laughing at his misery:

Random Penguins Foolishness During What Was Ultimately a 4-3 Loss to the Minnesota Beavers


So my girl just happened to start recording on her cell right before the main man Pascal Dupuis a.k.a. Cavemanface a.k.a. 'ERRRRRRR!' scored a goal in the first period of what ultimately became an ugly 4-3 loss to the Minnesota Wild (hence the 'SLAPSHOTSCOREBY ERRRRRR!').

So without further ado, we present me screaming about Errrr, my girl singing a little Gary Glitter and basically a complete waste of your time.